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Tuesday, 27 March 2007

cosmo bachelor what?!

i am such a late bird. a late mean bird...


i only just saw the cosmo bachelors supplement now. and i was soooooooo disappointed with the centerfolds. i mean, putting mark herras there is such a big mistake because:

  1. he is so not a hunk,
  2. he is so not a hunk, and
  3. he is so not a hunk.

that is just so iffy.


and since when did guys looking like they've got nasal catarrh ever considered hunks? oh man, give me a break. is it me or is it just the world flipping out on me? or simply there is just a new definition for hunk?


if it's their definition, i'd probably just stick to the hulk. :)


but for the makers of the deal. enchong dee is the deal! a relatively cool guy, he manages to finish his 2nd year at dlsu. i mean, when almost all young actors aren't keen on getting a diploma, he is hell bent on it. wehe. yun lang. i mean, when they're all about the abs, i'm all about the brains and the abs as well..wehe, manyakis! omg, enchong dee, teach me the butterfly stroke!!!


fyi: i suck at this stroke. i can just do a once over. nothing more, nothing less. :)


anyways, SOMEBODY's distant cousin was featured there...


i was really surprised when my ate richelle informed me that her college crush to the nth level was included there. and i was like, "hwaaat?!". but really, there he was. the glorious hayden kho jr.


i remember the days...


...when i was barely in college when i was at ust to give my sister her keys to her cabinet. when suddenly, the girls (and gays) behind me were like, "ayun na siya. si hayden!", "oh my god, ang gwapo niya", "*sigh*". and i was just there, in total oblivion when i spotted him. i was like, thinking "so this is the guy that richie exalts.."


i can't understand the powers of this guy but the minute he stopped in front of where i was sitting, the people behind me let out an orchestrated sigh. he was smiling and looked accommodating and all so it seemed to me that he is a nice guy. so probably that's one thing that being nice can do. although he is good looking but maybe his nice disposition adds up to his total crush ng bayan factor.


so i guess that should be one criteria that the cosmo editorial staff should consider for picking out the next set of bachelors/hunks...

primetime crap

this was taken from my previous post in my other blog,
--metamorphmagus--, dated 2006.11.26
the typhoon milenyo has greatly affected a lot of people and destroyed a lot of property...including the electric post in front of our house. because of that electricity, phone lines, and cable tv services are not available.

sadly yes, primetime viewing was very disrupted.

for 3 weeks post milenyo, i cannot watch tv. axn says that "tv is useless without axn". let me correct that. tv is useless without cable tv. you can say that i am so maarte and that there are still local networks. i know but nothing still beats cable tv. :)

honestly, i am not entertained by some of the tv shows shown in the local networks. i am so fed up with the usual shows. let me give you their schedule:
1. Morning: children's tv programs (which is ok) and re-runs of the koreanovelas
2. Noon: variety shows
3. Afternoon: anime, korean and/or mexican telenovelas
4. Evening: news programs peppered with showbiz news and telenovelas (again).
5. Late night: shows in which i have no idea what they are because the telenovelas take so much time that i get too sick and tired of waiting for other more sensible shows to come up.

there you go. maybe i gave enough reasons why i whine about not having cable tv. i have nothing against telenovelas but i can see that there is too much of it. in general, local tv stations have a bad case of unbalanced programming. literally, telenovelas rule the primetime slots of tv programming. for the networks, they should make their concepts new. they never fail to give us soap operas with flying merpeople and a missing heir to the entire gazillion-bagillion worth of riches of the chuvanesse family. oh come on! give me a break. you guys can do better than that!

tv viewing was so generic in the first week of my sem break. but thank god for the immediate action of sky cable upon our complaint! now i enjoy hogging the tv and watching my favorite shows in jack tv, axn, star world, etc, lifestyle network, disney channel, mtv, vh1, crime suspense, hbo, cinemax, star movies, and ftv. whoops! tv junkie on the loose here. duh! as if i can be a tv junkie when the second semester starts. harhar. :)

SCENE 1 from the hit mexican telenovela "purita que amor" (tagalized version)
girl: oh jose mariano david! ano na ang mangyayari sa ating dalawa?
boy : oh maria ana margarita, kahit ako'y aalis papunta sa rancho ng aking angkan sa argentina, ikaw pa rin ang mahal ko.
girl: ngunit jose mariano david, ipapakasal ako ni papa sa lalaking iyon! ayoko sa kanya.
boy: hindi maria ana margarita, magpapakasal na tayo ngayon. as in. now na!
girl: naku jose mariano david, hindi mo alam kung gaano mo ako pinasaya! as in super happy talaga ako.
boy: oh maria ana margarita mahal na mahal kita kaya gagawin ko iyon...muah
girl: (speechless) *tears of joy*
(kissing scene follows)

SCENE 2 from the filipino telenovela "ang iibigin ko ay walang iba kung hindi ikaw pa rin"
kontrabida: siguradong sa impyerno na ang bagsak ng nag-iisang anak na ni don manolo at para mapasaakin na din ang kanyang super hot na kasintahan. bwahahahaha!
sidekick: tama ka diyan madam dahil sinigurado kong nasa loob siya ng kotse niyang ferrari bago ko tinodo ang timer na bomba. siguradong naging mala-impyerno ang pagkatsugi niya sa mundong ito.
kontrabida: magaling ernesto. maaari mo nang kunin ang bonus mo doon sa bag sa ilalim ng supa. wag kang magpapahalata kay inday dahil baka mahuli ka niya at magsumbong siya kay don manolo. masisira ang mga ka-chervahan ng plano ko.
(lingid sa kaalaman ng dalawa, nakikinig pala ang 5 anyos na anak ni inday at dali-dali itong nagpunta sa ina at sinabi ang lahat na narinig na agad namang chinika ni inday kay don manolo.)

SCENE 3 from the telefantasya "gaeyamonda"
bida: ibagsak ang kaharian ng mga masasamang baklor!
masa: ibagsaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!
bida: sa loob ng 23 siglo ang mga ninuno natin ay nilupig nila at ginawang alipin. kaya ngayon na ang tamang panahon na sinasabi ng banal na salamangkero at ermitanyo ng versalifsig upang tayo naman ay makapamuhay sa ating lupain ng bonadeo!
masa: mabuhay si homasulakbo! mabuhay!
bida: mamayang kabilugan ng pang-apat na buwan ng gaeyamonda tayo sasalakay sa mga kalaban.(dumating ang mga kalabang baklor!)
baklor leader 1: lipulin silang lahat! bwahahaha!
(may chaos na parang ni-raid ng mga parak ang isang warehouse na may mga nagpa-pot session)
bida: hindi kami papatalo sa iyo!!!!!!!!! para sa bonadeo, sugooooooood!!!!
(fight sequence na matatapos sa pagpapakita ng casualties sa lupain ng bonadeo)

o di ba? showbiz!

chichirya..bow!

chichirya: chips sa ingles. ito ay ang pagkaing maalat na yari sa harina na saksakan ng alat. kinabog ang isang higanteng butil ng asin. ngunit ang alat nito ay depende sa tatak.

galing lang ako kanina sa sm supermarket dito sa sta. rosa dahil inutusan ako ni mommy na bumili ng juice at ng mame-merienda. lam nyo naman kasi sa bahay namin, mga takot magutom ang mga tao dito...

eh di yun nga. habang iniisa-isa ko yung mga rack dun, napansin ko na...(jenjeneneng!) meron ulit na cheez-ums. yung chichiryang kulay green yung balot na sobrang sikat nung bata pa ako. hanep! nabuhay ulit yun, kinabog si lazaro.

eh matapos kong makita yon, naghanap tuloy ako nung mga dating chichirya, baka sakaling nabuhay ulit. kaso wala talaga eh. aliw na aliw pa naman din ako dati dun sa chickadeez corn chips na may libreng laruan palagi. pati yung ding dong chocolate covered wafer balls na may free na parang yoyo pati yung hinihipang laruang di-ko-mawari-kung-bakit-ako-natutuwa-dun-dati. eh sinong makakalimot sa tagpi-pisong cheese dog? hay naku, ang sarap.

sabi nga ng nanay ko, napakahilig nga daw naming magkakapatid sa chichirya. naisip ko nga na totoo yun. kasi nung may tindahan pa yung tita ko dati, laging chichirya yung unang-una kong kinukuha kapag pinapayagan kaming kumuha ng merienda.

at ngayon ko lang naisip na napakaswerte ko pala...kasi hindi ako nagkaroon ng glomerulonephritis. hahaha.

salamat na rin siguro sa kalikutan ko nung bata ako. kung hindi ako naging malikot, hindi ako pagpapawisan at hindi ako makakainom ng maraming tubig. buti na lang...kahit ilang beses akong napalo sa pwet ng dahil sa kalikutan ko.

mabuhay ang mga batang malilikot na mahilig sa chichirya!

haha. :)

maiden voyage

so this is my first post ever on my new blog. i have decided to take my ranting and raving to another place aside from friendster. so to all who's going to read my little space in the internet, welcome to my world!

why am i blogging?

in my everyday life, i don't usually get to speak and be heard. coming from a conservative catholic university, there are some restrictions in press freedom. also, people sometimes turn a deaf ear into what i have to say. at least when i blog, i get to speak out even if i have no listeners. that's just it.

enjoy! :)