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Saturday, 6 October 2007

Inday...Rocks!

I've been so amused by this Inday jokes circulating thru SMS. I always await the reaction of Inday's amo, which for me, is the funniest about the whole thing. And FYI, Inday is now an international name. I found out last night that my friend in New York has also been receiving these Inday jokes from some of his friends here in the Philippines (huwag ninyo ako asahan magtext dahil wala akong pang-load at buhay pesante ako). Here are some of the best that we got.

NUNG BATA PA SI INDAY...
Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas tigas ng ulo mo?
Inday: Nay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles...
Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I'm pertubed by your words!
Inday: Nay...wala namang gantihan.

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat siya kay Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que nopuedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: Putangina ka Inday....

Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan mo, ang kinis mo kasi eh?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka nang papaya soap.
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi soap o placenta soap?
Inday: No! Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?

*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosarice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests
- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday

INDAY'S THOUGHTS TO PONDER ON
I certainly believe that though we didn't make it for the sixth time, still the
noise of our crowd was enough to conquer the Big Dome. The yells and cheers of
the true champion couldn't be beaten by those who think that they "rock". Wasn't
it shameful to enjoy a regime with a point difference? Knowing that they exerted
enough effort, duh? At least, deep within me, I aggresively defend my "Go Uste"!
Even though we did fell on our first pyramid.
- reaction ni Inday sa nakalipas na UAAP Cheerdance

"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me
a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never
achieved much"
- comment ni Inday sa pagkakamali ni Christian Bautista sa pagkanta ng Lupang Hinirang
I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How
it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for
its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk, and sugar. Moments later, it puts
you into a melancholic mood of coolness. Before you realize, it has consumed you
before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again... You
crave for another cup. Just like love...
- Si Inday nag-eemote sa Starbucks
Laugh trip! Angat na ang status ni Inday. Cool.

13 comments:

engz said...

hahaha. i just realized, taga UST si inday..hahaha. kala ko ateneo or lasalle..Go USTe!

:-)..nice wikend for everyone

gorjess said...

isa lang masasabi ko putanginang inday so fetch.

ruff nurse-du-jour said...

oh my! inday could've been one of the people i've met in my college!

nag-tumbling naman ako na may comment din pala si inday about the UAAP cheerdance! remember Ederlyn's? now, look who's having the last laugh. =)

we *heart inday! =)

ruff nurse-du-jour said...

@engz: oo nga noh. akala ko lasalista/atenista si inday eh. mukang elitista si inday eh. hehehe. =)

rich said...

naks naman si inday wwwooohhhoooo

i heard ha si inday may impostora version namatay siya at muling nabuhay gawa ni ederlyn para sa pag-ibig ni dudung...

ardee sean said...

Click here for INDAY Any previous updates?! weheheh

ruff nurse-du-jour said...

Off topic KC. Hehehe. =)

@KC: It depends on the area. Ward mumu’s are those that are friendly ones. OR mumu’s are confused albeit nosy ones. ICU mumu’s are the hostile ones. They pull on linens, interact with patients themselves, and even induce heart attacks for god’s sakes. So I guess, it really depends on the area. =)
~Takot ako sa cancer stuffs eh, not that I have a positive family history of cancer, it’s just I was almost diagnosed with some CANCERS that were ruled out after undergoing much too much painful diagnostic procedures. So, no cancer for me. Hehehe.

KC said...

@ Engz: Haha! Hinala ko nga rin Atenista o La Sallite si Inday. Akalain mong "Go USTe" ang sinisigaw niya nung UAAP Cheerdance. =)

@ Ruff: Hindi ko alam yung comment ni Ederlyn! Haha. Personally, tawang-tawa ako sa comment ni Inday tungkol sa UAAP Cheerdance. Pro-UST pala siya.

Viva Inday!

KC said...

@ Gorjess: Haha. Katawa si Inday no? Mas sosyal pa sa atin. Alam kong sabik ka pa sa mga Inday jokes pero nag-iipon pa ako.

@ Richie: Aba! May impostora version? Hmm, dapat may makapag-send niyan sa akin. Yung ibang joke galing pa kay Mark. Grabe, Inday invades New York.

KC said...

@ Ardee: Tiningnan ko yung link na nilagay mo...winner yung SOCO. I'll borrow some of that para maipublish ko yung "The Best of Inday, Volume 2"..Harhar! =)

@ Ruff: Ah ok. Oh, I remember your story on my other post. That still gives me the creeps. Ayos. There are different personalities of moo-moos in UST. Cool.
~ Oh, that's sad to hear that you're nearly diagnosed with Ca. But I'm happy to hear that it isn't cancer. I know that you can do good in the ICU. Good luck to your "comeback" in USTH. God Bless! =)

icka said...

super lumelevel up si inday ha, i wonder kung san siya nagaral. hehe

meron pa isang kumakalat na txt, lahat daw kc nagtataka kung bakit ingles siya ng ingles kya tagalog ang answer ni super inday, grabe mas nosebleed pa daig pa si balagtas. hehe

.: jackie :. said...

diba, leveling nena! nawindang ang amo ke inday.hehehe.. nag doctorate ba c inday o MA lang? nyahahah.. kinabog pa ako. parang nadurog utak ko lumabas sa ilong ung dugo pati sa tenga. nyahaha..

lecheng inday, kung ako yan, papalayasin ko. nyahahah.. kelangan ko kxe ng dictionary pag kausap ko xa e.hehehehe

KC said...

@ Icka: Jusco ang dami pang wika na alam si Inday. May mga iba-ibang versions pa. Ayon sa email na kumakalat, si Inday daw ay graduate ng MA sa DLSU, BSN sa UST, at ng Ateneo Law School.

@ Jackie: Oo nga, sobrang hindi kinaya ng powers ko si Inday. Kahit yata ang mga bacteria ko sa bituka, naloka sa kanya.

Ako naman, hindi ko siya papalayasin. Useful siya para sa mga naniningil. Sa kaka-English niya, sisibat na agad ang mga naniningil. Nyahaha!