I've been so amused by this Inday jokes circulating thru SMS. I always await the reaction of Inday's amo, which for me, is the funniest about the whole thing. And FYI, Inday is now an international name. I found out last night that my friend in New York has also been receiving these Inday jokes from some of his friends here in the Philippines (huwag ninyo ako asahan magtext dahil wala akong pang-load at buhay pesante ako). Here are some of the best that we got.
NUNG BATA PA SI INDAY...
Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas tigas ng ulo mo?
Inday: Nay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles...
Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I'm pertubed by your words!
Inday: Nay...wala namang gantihan.
Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat siya kay Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que nopuedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: Putangina ka Inday....
Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan mo, ang kinis mo kasi eh?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka nang papaya soap.
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi soap o placenta soap?
Inday: No! Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosarice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests
- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday
INDAY'S THOUGHTS TO PONDER ON
I certainly believe that though we didn't make it for the sixth time, still the
noise of our crowd was enough to conquer the Big Dome. The yells and cheers of
the true champion couldn't be beaten by those who think that they "rock". Wasn't
it shameful to enjoy a regime with a point difference? Knowing that they exerted
enough effort, duh? At least, deep within me, I aggresively defend my "Go Uste"!
Even though we did fell on our first pyramid.
- reaction ni Inday sa nakalipas na UAAP Cheerdance
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me
a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never
- comment ni Inday sa pagkakamali ni Christian Bautista sa pagkanta ng Lupang Hinirang
I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How
it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for
its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk, and sugar. Moments later, it puts
you into a melancholic mood of coolness. Before you realize, it has consumed you
before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again... You
crave for another cup. Just like love...
- Si Inday nag-eemote sa Starbucks
Laugh trip! Angat na ang status ni Inday. Cool.